31/07/2014

Warning to proxies

If you're a proxy in London, get ready for a fight. Timberwolves are planning something big, and it's happening now. 

9 comments:

  1. Well, you've saved my life before so I guess I owe you.

    And there was another group of proxies who recently helped me; I left my mobile number on the cute one's door in case any of them needed help.

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    1. You might be able to lay low for a while until it passes. Don't think they're targetting runners much.

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  2. You wanna explain why they suddenly target us?

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    1. I volunteer to beat the truth out of one of them.

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    2. If I knew I would, but there's nothing concrete.

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    3. And Sanna, if you do happen to find something give me a call. I'll get the information to the right people.

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  3. Camo has been more active than usual lately. I tend not to relay information to proxies but I am sure Kyrylo and Lyle would be eager volunteers in the fight against Timberwolves. Or, as they call them, "Stick-Puppies".

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    1. Suprisingly fitting nickname, there.

      Who's he acting against?

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    2. We think he recently assassinated a proxy called Georgiana Stanton, who finances important operations in the south areas of London. Not sure if any of that rings any bells.

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