14/12/2014

RIP Sanna

Well, Sanna's finally pegged out. I was just having a friendly chat with her, seeing how she was holding up now that everyone who cared about her died, and she straight up stabbed herself in the chest :) 
Maybe I shouldn't have given her a knife, but, hindsight's 20/20, right? Probably would've done the same thing anyway, knowing how it'd go. I was counting on it.

So yeah, rest in peace, you crazy bitch.  

58 comments:

  1. Well. RIP I guess. I can't help but feel... Disappointed. I was SO looking forward to a few more months of verbal torment.

    Oh Well. All good things must come to an end. It would have been like playing with a broken toy anyway. Heh.

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    1. Haha, knew it, YOU'RE ALL TALK!

      Also, alive.

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    2. Yay for you. I was going to ask Craft if he confirmed a body, but I figured "SURELY HE ISN'T DUMB ENOUGH TO DECLARE SOMEONE DEAD WITHOUT CHECKING FIRST!"

      Yep. All talk. Nothing to worry about here. I am completely harmless. Heheheheheh.

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    3. I KNOW RIGHT?

      not to mention i was in a fucking hospital.

      i stabbed the wrong side of my chest. i get my left and right confused a lot. Apparently he does too

      Yes, all talk, nothing to fucking fear so fuck you

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    4. Seriously. He didn't even get you OUT OF THE GODDAMN HOSPITAL? Oh... God... Teach me to assume competence in this day and age. I mean. I have FUCKED up before. But I never fucked up this bad.

      Why are you scared of him again? Give him a gun and he might accidentally shoot himself from holding it the wrong way. This is some Team Rocket shit right here.

      And... For serious, dear Sanna... I don't think my leash extends quite that far anymore. So... I really can't do anything to you, or anyone really, at all. What do you say then, that we become best friends again? I mean. You are really running out of psychopaths to latch onto these days, what with Kelevra gone and this guy being the Elmer Fudd of crazy stalker killers.

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    5. You have so much trust building to do if u want that.

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    6. Craft. Take note. THIS is the person you failed to drive to suicide. The person that says "Well SURE if you can build some more trust" when the person who TORTURED HER asked if they can be friends again. You failed. To manipulate THIS person. Into suicide.

      My God. This shit is hilarious.

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    7. She fucked up. Not me. I have shit to do, I figured she'd ba able to top herself- that shit is fucking basic.

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    8. Here we go, Star. Your fucking homework:

      wikipedia.org/wiki/Understatement#British_humour

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    1. Oh my god oh my god. u were counting on me to attempt suicide

      but then why didn't u just kill me already????

      WHY WAS YOUR HAND SHAKING?

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    2. No. NO. YOU WERE FUCKING DEAD. YOU FUCKING BITCH!

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    3. CALM DOWN? YOU ONLY HAD ONE THING TO DO, AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT. I'M NOT CALMING DOWN WHEN YOU'RE STILL ALIVE, YOU STUPID CUNT.

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    4. It's not nice to be told to calm down, is it? Remember this next time you say anything to me at all.

      Actually, like don't talk to me. You're kind of below me now.

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    5. Oh, I'm below you? I'm not the one who tried to kill myself, am I?

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    6. You couldn't even do it yourself. So I'm not worried about you.

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    7. Then why so mad? Why not do it now?

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    8. Any moron could kill you. I prefer a challenge. Sure, it's frustrating when you fuck things up, but that's no reason to quit trying.

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    9. Because this host is starting to fall apart?

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    10. Wouldn't you like to know?

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    11. Yes please. I would like to know because I care deeply about Lovett, or 'the host' as you call him.

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    12. Lovett's dead. Been dead for a while, now.

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    13. Then how is he falling apart if he's dead?

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    14. His mind's gone. I'm using the body, and that's starting to fall apart. Without me it'd probably be in bits.

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    15. And what do you have to offer me?

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    16. Then I really have no incentive to fix the body, do I?

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    17. Turn yourself in to Deimos.

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    18. Not really. Deimos and Lovett wouldn't think that.

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    19. Neither of them had the right leverage, did they?

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    20. I suppose not. But if you need an incentive to be good, how good are you really?

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    21. There's nobody who doesn't need an incentive to be good.

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    22. Most incentives do not revolve around life or death.

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    23. Why do you want me to turn myself in? Reckon he'll kill me because you can't do it yourself?

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    24. More like a Christmas present. And I like the idea of you going willingly, on my word.

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    25. Won't he be angry with your choice of present?"

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    26. Of course he'll be angry with you. Why the fuck wouldn't he be?

      I'll leave you to ruminate on that. Got some loose ends to tie up.

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