You lucky bitch! You have the wonderful opportunity to meet me, right here in Moldova.
Seriously, Imma emphasize how lucky you are that a gap opened in my busy schedule of providing surgery to your associates so that I could waste it on an ugly bint like you. And because Lovett is feeling poetic, I won't even kill you!
On an unrelated note, I'm just gonna thank Carter and his team for the equipment. Haven't had the chance to use the explosives yet, but everything else has been extremely high quality workmanship. Hope the payment was sufficient.
Ooooooh! Eagerly awaiting your arrival.
ReplyDeleteLacul Albina. I'll be waiting in two days.
DeleteInteresting location choice.
DeleteI have my reasons.
DeleteFigured you might.
DeleteNot gonna ask what?
DeleteWould I get a straight answer? Then sure.
DeleteTo be honest, I just wanted to say 'you'll see when you get there, bwahahahahahahardy har har'.
DeleteYeah, it was actually just because I like lakes. Also, far as I can tell, it's a way away from most people with an interest in my head on a platter.
On the same note, why are you in Moldova? far as I can tell, there's nothing much for you here.
Just checking on Sanna. Teehee. She's OK.
DeleteThanks for telling me her location, BTW.
DeleteNP <3
DeleteMind if I ask why you did it? After all, if you wanted her out of the way it'd be easier (arguably more moral, depending on priorities), and safer to kill her. As for cash, if I can find a way to tool up for blowing up a bunch of those shitholes, you could make the readies without getting a bunch of people wanting to kill you.
DeleteIt was an act of mercy.
DeleteBullshit.
DeleteIt was!
DeleteCare to explain?
DeleteI needed money.
DeletePeople need to not be killed by her.
She doesn't want to kill any more.
At the same time, people on the blogs prefer her alive. Otherwise they would try to kill me.
My networks have their limits.
So this was the most attainable logical solution.
And merciful for everybody involved.
Really? Seems to me she was improving, psychologically. Whereas now, you've got the likes of Lovett and Kelevra out to set her free, and when she does, you know she'll remember one of her only links to pre-slendy life betraying her. I reckon she's going off the deep end. Meaning aims 2, 3, 4 (kinda) failed. The fact that I'm kicking around cutting up your network into bite-sized chunks means you've excacerbated numero 5 as well.
DeleteSeriously, you suck at this. Why not just say that you have a sadistic streak, and can't get off without someone getting raped?
Is that to say you are not Lovett?
DeleteTo whom the fuck am I speaking?
Kelevra's not out to set her free, oh no no no. I reckon he has the same sadistic streak that I do.
I used to help Everest rape people. Doesn't bother me either way. It was just a way to make good money. With a side serving of revenge.
You can call me Craft. An associate of Lovett's.
DeleteAnd you forget. Kelevra is more interested in mass mayhem than individuals. Like the walmart of crazy. So given the choice between one chick getting raped and thatsame chick killing people left and right, it's pretty obvious what he'll choose. Same sadistic streak, more spread out.
Also, revenge? I missing something here?
Then why has Kelevra not stepped in? Because he doesn't care, that's why.
DeleteOr he wants to be sure that she'll lose it all before he lets her loose. It's how I'd play it if I were the scheming sort.
DeleteYou gonna answer my question? Revenge for what?
Somehow, I like that prospect.
DeleteUmm. Don't you remember? For conspiring to fucking kill me? For perturbing my sleep?
Eh. Bearing in mind that the aim is to have her lose it all, including any links to her past. As in, he's probably gonna kill you if nobody else gets there first.
DeleteAs for the conspiring to kill you bit, I remember it a little differently. Weren't you trying to get pHIL on board to kill her with you? And as for the sleep thing, earplugs. Loads simpler than suicide by sex-slave.
Really, you seem somewhat preturbed by very minor things. Since you choose your emotions, don't that mean you decided to sell her off, then got pissed? 'Cause that takes self delusion to a whole new level.
It's not suicide. I didn't know you guys would take it so personally. I didn't think you'd get involved. It wasn't that big a deal to me.
DeleteYou're not terribly bright, are you?
DeleteI mean, you must've known kelevra would step in from your last failure. Lovett is, admittedly, a pussy, but since this time he isn't worried about his games with the proxies he's gonna step in. I'm in because it's more fun to torture people who know they deserve it. Morningstar may or may not step in based off the 'I quit torturing it, I wanna see it kill everyone' argument.
Um, well, no. Because Kelevra hasn't stepped in.
DeleteWhy are you and Lovett stepping in?
You could have done so at any given time,
But you chose now.
Why?
Lovett's a wee bit touchy about the whole rape thing, and I'm a we bit stuck with him. Also, you may recall that last time he'd never met her, and was a proxy. Like, an official proxy.
DeleteThat it? There are plenty of more deserving girls and boys that aren't going to kill left right and centre you could be rescuing.
DeleteYou'll have to talk to Lovett about that. Worth noting that he has been doing that as well. There was one of those places in Romania, so I burned it down and Lovett let the girls out.
DeleteI hope the latter took place before the former or you won't be much of a challange...
DeleteNot my fault! I was against letting them out in the first place.
DeleteAnd yeah, the former took place first, but we still got out pretty easily. So yeah. Lack of teamwork resolved by just being that good, people.
Lel. So you're enjoying your disaster streak?
DeleteEverything is on fire and I get free steak. What's not to love?
DeleteI don't know. The fact you're in an unfamiliar area for some bitch neither of you give a fuck about?
DeleteLovett gives a fuck about her, and I'm stuck with him. Pretty much everywhere since London has been unfamiliar. And I'm free to cut those fuckers down, drag it through their skin and expose the dirt within.
DeleteWhy the fuck would I be against this?
I sincerely doubt either of you give a fuck. Not some bitch who's gonna murder left right and centre. Not some bitch associated with Morningstar and David and Kelevra and Incognito.
DeleteEh. Lovetts a bit dim, and quite frankly if she does come out and try to kill everyone, that's just fucking hilarious. Besides, she may be associated with Banks, Kelevra and Mrningstar, but you know what? Even if they are all pricks, at least they're doing some good. Which is far to rare in these parts
DeleteExactly. She will come out damaged. All the others may do good things, but there is no guarantee they will do good things to you. If I remember rightly, Morningstar and Kelevra want to torture Lovett. So it's a stupid idea and he has no logical reason to do it.
DeleteHe's stupid, and I'm taking advantage of that as far as I can. They aren't doing good things to me, they're doing good things as in good arts. Like a public service.
DeleteHe has no logical reason to do it, but the dude's a drunk. What do you expect?
So he has literally no reason for doing it other than being drunk and giving a minimum of one fucks about Sanna.
DeleteI'm gonna enjoy watching you two fail.
And I'm gonna enjoy cutting up your face in two days time. Lakes are such romantic places, don't you think?
DeleteI'm more of a limousine and expensive dinner kind of girl, but sure.
DeleteHaving met you, I'm disinclined to think you've ever actually been taken out to dinner in a schmancy limo. On the other hand, I've had a few lovely dates at lakes. Well, Lovett has, but it's all the same really.
DeleteNo, I've never been invited out in a limo. Pipedream. If you must know where actual dates took place, well mostly at Cineworld or in tents or hanging out at public toilets when we ran out of ideas.
DeleteSo yeah, getting cut up by a lake will actually be one of your better dates?
DeleteI mean, Jesus Christ, I managed better dates than that with Grace and we were both being hunted by heavily armed pissed off people.
You've clearly never lived in a rural area...
DeleteNah, we're a city boy. Not to say I haven't been doing my fair share of camping recently, of course.
DeleteI rest my case. Rural areas are very beautiful, but there's only a lot to do if you appreciate nature. Which I don't.
DeleteYour loss. Seriously, I like the city. I was born in the city, I fucking ruled in the city. But even I don't get how you could not appreciate nature. care to edify me?
DeleteSome people just don't like certain things. If you want to hear someone enthuse about rural areas, talk to Sanna.
DeleteEh, guess so. I mean, there's shit I like that Lovett don't get, so it's probably something like that.
DeleteFor what it's worth I like Marmite.
DeleteReally? I don't. Just seems a bit meh to me.
DeleteNow you understand how I feel about nature.
DeleteFair Enough.
DeleteAlso, now that you mention it, is it just me or is there like no Marmite being sold around here? I mean, I know it's mostly an English thing but you'd still expect to see some, right?
I wouldn't.
DeleteWhat strikes me is how everyone I've met has treated me like an old family friend. Even though I don't speak Romanian.
It's a good point. The people here are so open and trusting. Apart from the ones that're connected with you; those guys are pricks.
DeleteSo are you.
DeleteNah, I'm the fun one. Lovett's a prick. Good at scheming, though.
DeleteWhat's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?
DeleteOne's got pricks on the outside.
DeleteWhat's the difference between Jesus and his pictures?
DeleteI dunno. What's the difference between Jesus and his pictures?
DeleteYou only need one nail to do in a picture.
Deletelol. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
DeleteI am not sure. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
DeleteThe balls are just for decoration.
DeleteWhat's the difference between you, and eggs?
DeleteWhy'd the chicken cross the road?
DeleteNo idea. What's the difference between me and eggs?
DeleteEggs get laid
DeleteAh, the joys of being an asexual.
DeleteWhat's the penalty for bigamy?
I don't know. What is the penalty for bigamy?
DeleteTwo mothers-in-law.
DeleteA bus full of nuns crashes and the nuns all die. They go to heaven and are outside the Pearly Gates. St Peter asks them to line up. They do.
DeleteSt Peter asks the first nun, "Have you ever touched a penis?"
The nun says, "With the tip of my finger, yes."
St Peter shows her a bowl of holy water, which she dips her finger in, and then she is allowed into Heaven. St Peter asks the next nun, "Have you ever touched a penis?"
"With my hand," said the second nun. She puts her whole hand into the holy water and is allowed into Heaven.
St Peter is about to ask a third nun when one girl runs up and jumps the queue. "'Scuse me, 'scuse me. I have to gargle some of that holy water before Marina sticks her arse in it!"
'A bus full of nuns crashes and the nuns all die'. Best start to a joke all week.
DeleteAn Army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks:
"What’s your problem, soldier?”
“Chronic syphilis, sir”
“What treatment are you getting?”
“Five minutes with the wire brush each day.”
“What’s your ambition?”
“To get back to the front, sir.”
“Good man.” says the Major.
He goes to the next bed. “What’s your problem, soldier?”
“Chronic piles, sir”
“What treatment are you getting?”
“Five minutes with the wire brush each day.”
“What’s your ambition?”
“To get back to the front, sir.”
“Good man.” says the Major.
He goes to the next bed. “What’s your problem, soldier?”
“Chronic gum disease, sir”
“What treatment are you getting?”
“Five minutes with the wire brush each day.”
“What’s your ambition?”
“To get the wire brush before the other two, sir”
Ewwwww....
DeleteToo far? :D
DeleteThe man who died from an overdose of Viagra now has to have an open-casket funeral.
DeleteLight travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
DeleteHey, Billy-bob turned up. How 'bout that?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I did.
DeleteI can seeeee yoooouuuuuu. Spooooky Bill ghost.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
DeleteIt was an accident, it's head got chopped off.
Delete*facepalm* Damnit I should have known you were back, (love)craft by that last post. How've you been?
ReplyDeleteNever better.
ReplyDeleteGlad you like the gear. The information is still awaiting pick-up. We're playing damage control right now. Do you happen to have files on Lilith?
ReplyDeleteI'll look into acquisition, but I wouldn't bet on it. It'll probably be at least a week, up to a month. So if it's urgent you may want to look into a better source.
DeleteAs for the information, I sent you the location it's being stored. You can pick it up whenever you want, unless you want me to resend the locker number.
We know where it is, we're just dealing with some new information that it's kinda hit the wayside urgency wise. And thanks.
DeleteRight-oh.
DeleteAs for Lilith, I've passed it on to my man on the inside. If he finds something, you'll be the second to know.
Thank you. One last thing. If I lose control of myself, can you do what needs to be done? I would ask the others, but their feelings may get in the way.
DeleteHeavy question.
DeleteI'll give it a damn good shot.
I know. But, someone needs to be prepared. Thank you.
Delete