09/08/2013

A chance encounter

Had a rather odd meeting today. This evening. As you probably know, we've been having a spot of trouble with redlight coming back and trying to take control of the world. Dude needs a hobby. Like stamp collecting.

Well, my people have been keeping their eyes open for any redlit individuals. Proxies wearing red, especially. They try anything, kill them, burn the body, stick the ash on a magnet (in other news, we need a fuck-off big magnet. Anyone have a spare they need to get rid of?). Mucho paranoid, but it's pretty justified, I think. Especially since it's beginning to seem like death is no obstacle to a happy and fulfilled life anymore (looking at you, Morningstar).

So while he was on patrol, one of my guys found someone who seemed suspicious, all in red. Knew about proxies, but didn't quite fit the pattern, so he brought it to me. Turned out that was a very good idea. If that person had been killed, it would've been veryvery bad. Reason being it was one of redcap's. As in a fear. Directly possessed by the Redcap, poor sod. We had an. Odd talk. Interesting. Hard to describe really, can't find the words. I think it was slightly bemused by me; it's a fear based in sex and it wasn't getting anything off me. Not sure if I want to know what it meant by that...

Talked about the arteries and veins beneath reality. Hard to explain without sounding insane. I think it might have been trying to recruit me or something. Gives me the creeps, a little. Why would it want me?

Um, what other news? Mind still feeling a bit odd. Deimos found runner base. Close as they get to bases, small groups. Five or six, not well trained. He sent ten proxies, mostly hallowed. four proxies dead, all five runners. Pyrrhic victory; too many losses. Not worth it. Foolish to waste lives, need to preserve, conserve.

New arrival. New proxy, lucky we picked them up before they got topped by some runner. Found the poor girl on the street. I'm still not used to seeing Slendy in the azoth. Gives me a headache, lasted all day. He sent  Guthix to fetch her. She's in a bad way; cuts on her feet, legs. she'd been living rough for a while. Had a worrying array of knives, though. Seriously, I think one of them was military. At least as good as the stuff we've got at base. She's gonna need rest, before she can get into training. I guess we'll see if she knows how to use those knives.

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  1. Multiple cuts, looks rough, shit load of high grade knives.

    You find the female version of Twitch or somethin'?

    *JP

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    1. I hope not. No offence, but if she's that crazy there may be a problem.

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  2. "Seeing Slendy" You DISRESPECTFUL little fleshsack. "Slendy" is not what we call him. He is not SLENDY. I should tear off your fingers for even TYPING THAT. Then rip out your miserable tongue for good measure.

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    1. Slendy Slendy Slendy Slendy Slendy Slendy Slendy Slendy Slendy Slendy Slendy Slendy Slendy Slendy Slendy Slendy Slendy Slendy .

      *JP

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    2. ___ . , . __ ~ " ) _
      |___ |, .|__ |\ | | \ \ /
      .___| |__ |__ | \| |_/ ,|

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    3. That should say "Slendy". Yikes.

      Slendy Slendy Slendy

      How about we go 1970s and spell it Slendi? Or 1890s and spell it Slendie?

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    4. You could go back to the good old days of latin and call spell it Gracilentus.

      *JP

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    5. I dare you to come and eat me.

      Fucking do it.

      *JP

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    6. Morningstar, you're pretty hung up on what to call slendy. Do you really think he cares, and if so wouldn't he have killed me himself? Or is it more likely that he wants results over religion? 'Cause we deliver results, without casualties most of the time.

      Besides, if you want to kill me you'll need to get in line, I tend to piss people off. You can be behind Kelevra and Deimos.

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    7. I don't like lines... Hmmm. Something is clearly very wrong with out Europe Division. PURIFICATION. PURIFICATION. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Please. Please let me CLEANSE THEM. Spill their blasphemous, treacherous, faithless blood all over the ground. Little the wretched earth soak it all in.

      As for you JP. Give me a week or two. I'll be right over once I finish with important matters.

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    8. On the other hand, the Europe faction is surviving pretty well. Because rather than waste resources with excessive worship, we worship by getting the job done. Works a damn sight better for things such as preventing runners from getting their hands on resources. Quite frankly, I'd have thought you'd prefer for us to do the job well than to do it religiously.

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    9. Alright. Let me tone down the... I suppose you might deem it "crazy" and look at this logically. Do you know our defection rate among the ones who DON'T directly worship him?

      Also. The Religion aspect is important to the Attendants. Ever wonder why the North American Faction got SHATTERED INTO FRAGMENTS? By OTHER Me no less? It is because these faithless Highers started using us as their personal hitsquads. In a sense, they began to act like Father and his faithful were animals to unleash on their enemies. And that was a big No-No.

      Of course... Maybe ProxyEurope is Special. Maybe you get special treatment from the Attendants and can act like you damn well please... Lets turn the crazy back on, shall we?

      I don't care. Father doesn't care. He NEVER cared about Team Killing in the past, and he sure as hell doesn't now. I've killed MANY Proxies in my time for reasons that... In hindsight are rather petty. They Annoyed me, they stole my kill, they got in the way... I was Bored.

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    10. On the other hand? I have authority over ten people, of whom two are faithful. I treat them as my subordinates because they are, whether by choice of slendy leading one of my men to them for training. They aren't a personal hitsquad. Quite frankly, I have very little control over what they do unless someone attacks us as a group. Then I take charge. Other than that? They mostly get commands from Central, who are religious. I just make sure they have the supplies and backup to survive.

      And I don't know the general defection rate, but the defection rate amongst my people? None. They know I won't get them killed, they know there's nothing better to go to, so they stay loyal. Amongst Deimos' people? Bearing in mind Deimos is religious? about ten percent. Mostly because he uses them as cannon fodder. Now, that ten percent got caught and killed/hallowed, but it's food for thought, now isn't it? Because I'm going to do right by my people, and that means serving slendy. 'Till death.

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    11. GOOD FUCKIN LUCK MORNINGFART!

      Come at me bro. I'm sure Veigar would LOVE to chat with you.

      *JP

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