The police and you

Most of the time, people ignore the police. After all, we're fighting a God. What's the use of police? The answer, of course, lies in the proxies. Proxies, as you've probably noticed, aren't the best at passing for sane members of society. So when the police come knocking for them, they have no recourse but fight or flight; or a lengthy stay in an asylum.

 So when you've found a hive of Scum and Villainy proxies, don't face it alone. That's a mugs game. Call the police. You've found the local drug dealers. They're making bombs there. Whatever it takes to have a highly armed force prepared to bust in and arrest the lot of them. Important note; When you do tip off the police, make sure they're properly prepared for a fight to the death. This tactic in practice with Kyle L. led to far too many deaths. Give the blog a read to know what I'm talking about.

Of course, there is a flipside to this relationship; If you're begging in richer areas, avoid the police. They'll probably at least move you along, and possibly take you to the local station. On the one hand, this is an excellent way to get a decent meal and some sleep away from proxies. On the other hand, there's no way out when The Knave pays you a visit. and he will. Prisons are like magnets to him; probably likes the smell.

Good luck.


  1. Hey pHIL good to see you have your own blog... wait no, strike that, that is never a good sign. Good luck.

    P.S. love the profile pic, Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

    1. To be honest, I figured I may as well get this stuff out now. I mean, it isn't doing much good when the only person who knows it is someone like me.