19/05/2013

Need help with procurement.

Well, I need a hand here. Specifically, I need some sedatives capable of putting someone to sleep for long enough for me to get them to a magnet, stop them using the path (I hope). You see, Snowy has crossed the line, so now he's going to help me do some tests. Like if the path can be used under magnetism, the effects of bleach on internal azoth, and if the path can be used with no legs. That reminds me. I need to get an axe, a shovel and a blowtorch. For medicinal purposes. After all that, though, I think I might let him go. No need to be unecessarily cruel, so I'll find some way to send him over to you, med. FedEx, maybe?

7 comments:

  1. I don't see what's so terrible about him killing a couple of people, we do that everyday.

    Besides if anything, he did a huge favor to Minxie.

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    1. Killing family is something of a pet peeve of mine. And if proxies who kill family always die in agony, families will probably be safer.

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  2. I approve of this plan. I'll post you some sodium thiopental; 6 mg/kg should keep him out for some time. It also might make him more... pliable. It'll take about a week to arrive.

    Do let me know the results.

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    1. Of course. After all, you have an actual lab, and other such resources. You can do so much more with the information that it'd be pretty stupid not to tell you everything I can find out.

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  3. I appreciate the sentiment, but this is a task for me someday.

    But if you decide to go ahead with it anyway, be careful.

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    1. I've been careful most of my life as a runner; as long as I can remember. Maybe it's time to do something stupid and reckless. At least then I'd actually achieve something.

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    2. Every day alive is an achievement.

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