01/05/2013

I am a sexy hacker GOD!

Well, two out of three ain't bad. I'm holed up in an apartment in London; seems like whoever was here just cut and ran. Probably couldn't pay the bills. Anyway, the Bailiffs took most of the furniture, but there's still a sofa, power and gas. which is good; my laptop was running seriously low on batteries.

So since I'm sticking around here for a while, I've set up some security. There were some CCTV cameras around the building, so I took a wander, checked ID numbers and all that jazz, and hey presto! Free home security! Should be enough of a warning to get the fuck out, unless they're using the path. Maybe if I magnetised the ceiling I'd be safe from that, but I can't think of an efficient method. Probably be fine- Other than Kelevtov, I can't think of a single pathfinder who I've pissed off. So I can hang tight here for a while, plan out my next move. I've heard Rio is nice this time of year! ;P

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  1. Well isn't someone in the lap of luxury. I'm still going to the toilet and washing up in public bathrooms with needles on the floor, yippee!

    You're in London? Lucky bastard. :( I'm scared as frick, still hearing sirens everywhere.

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    1. Good luck with that. To be honest, I'm kind of edgy here too. I mean, the cameras are good for making me feel safer, but if the major threat comes there'll be nothing but static. no way to know how many with him (not that that matters). And it's kind of sad that the 'lap of luxury' is an abandoned apartment to people like us. I guess that's just life. At least now I have time to think.

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  2. I've always wanted to see what would happen if somebody mistook security to be something from Home Alone. Just imagine, someone Pathing in to find themselves tripping over marbles.

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    1. I may have to try that! Kelevtov, come here. I'm going to do SCIENCE on you.

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    2. I loosened a railing in such a way that anyone who vaults over it will just go arse over tit when it gives way. Several other traps too. It's the only security I can get, although occasionally I forget about a trap and blunder into it. Aforementioned railing has gotten me twice. At least I know it works.

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